Hey peeps!
So as you can see by looking at my title, it's obviously not English. . . or a remotely interesting language at that.
What language is it? Well it is French for "It's like hell, only worse. . ."
Avertissement/Warning : If you do NOT like long, boring, usless rants about stupid things that normal people wouldn't mind, do not read any further.
And you may be asking "Why French?"
Well I just had a French quiz. And according to our teacher. . . it's supposed to be one of the easiest things we do all year.
The problem doesn't reside with the quiz itself.
But with the fact that every second word I say in that French class happens to be Japanese ^_^
For example: Comment t'appelle tu? (What's your name?)
Watashi wa - er - wait a moment. . . Je m'appelle Kylie desu. . .(My name is Kylie desu.)
Thank Kami-sama that the quiz was in written form O.o
ARGGGG~! WHY IS CANADA A BI-LINGUAL COUNTRY? And why does that language have to be FRENCH??
Like really . . . I know we (meaning I) live in a country where knowing French would get you ahead in life but why must I HAVE to take it?
French is like mecha hard at the moment, when all I can think about is the Japanese I learned over the summer. But summer is over so I have to get my head in the game *kicks self for High School Musical quote*.
The quiz was difficult though. I had to remember how to conjugate regular -ER, -IR, and -RE verbs in 6 different ways with 6 forms for each one. *Rips out hair* This is too hard. . .ehhh. . . why did mom make me take this course?
Oh well~ I'll suck it up! And when I get my quiz marks and my journal marks *cough*slowteacher*cough*, I'll write it in.
Thanks for putting up with my crap~ Kairii-chan <3
"Arashi, Arashi, for dream~"
ハッピー10周年記念嵐
The ironic thing today was that in Français 2200 (or something like that :/ )we had to define some vocab. One of them was:
Il y a dix ans...
Ten years ago...
FATE!
Arashi, you have taught me defiance. How to fight for my dreams despite my parents disagreement. You helped me realize how naive my thoughts are. You also produced some good music that brought me and my friends together. What I'm trying to say is...
Arigatou Gozaimasu Arashi~~!
Thank you for those happy 10 years and I hope you stay together for many, many more~
So~ the first weekend since school started has passed. Yatta~! A milestone has been reached, ne? I had some fun. I went to Lanse au Clair on Friday and took some videos with my friends at the beach~ Then they all came over to my house last night~ HAPPINESS~ We went to the bakery and had some chocolate pies. They were mini~~
SOOO~ of course when my friends come over, things get crazy. Last time involved us ingestin Tabasco sauce *shudders* Anywayz~ this time the house filled up with smoke.
Disclaimer: The story you are about to read is true events, word for word without any bias
So what happened was me and my friends had my bedroom door closed and the lights off. My friend, lets call her Q, wanted to sleep like REALLY badly but my other friend, X, wanted to watch another episode of Higurashi no Naku Koro ni. I kind of wanted to go to sleep but I agreed with X's idea.
So I turn on the computer. Q decides the light and noise is too much so she stays awake. A few minutes later, Q says "Is something burning?"
At this point, you should know that dad was asleep in the living room and mom was cooking chicken. I tell Q, "Don't worry, mom is cooking chicken." About 15-30 minutes pass when X says, "Kylie, somethings burning." I'm all naive and says, "Mom is out there, she can handle it" But then Q says, "I smell smoke" and they both cover their noses.
So I go check. I open my door and what do I see? Smoke so thick it's like a looming cloud. We all rush out into the kitchen coughing to find out that my mom isn't there. She's asleep with my sis. So I run in and start going crazy. "MOM! THERES SMOKE! MOOOOM!!!" She gets up and me and X and Q run out the door dragging my puppy with us.
Just goes to show that you should always have a smoke detector.
. . . I go back to the hole in the earth school. That's all fine and good, except for the fact that our old principal is still our current principal. *sniff* He's so freaking evil not a good principal at all. But oh well~ maybe I can run off and hide? Sho wouldn't approve though. . . being Keio boy and all. Lolz~
The weather is mocking me. . . Yesterday, it was raining, and extermely windy and cold. But not today... No sir~ today had to be warm, sunny and no flies outside~ O.O WHY!?!?!
Kairii <3
Here it is~ FAN FICTIONS~
Credits to obstilation on Live Journal
The 10 Songs Meme
1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Fandom: Arashi
Disclaimer: You honestly have no idea how bad I want to own Arashi..but of course Johnny's owns them.
Rating: Pg 13
Notes: Even though English is my first language, I still suck at spelling, grammar and overall creativity. If these fics gives you headaches, brain trauma or confusion, procede no further.
Kizuna - Aya Ueto
Their fingers were intertwined together. One hand was short and chubby and the other had long, graceful fingers. Two polar opposites, yet they complimented each other perfectly. Nothing could tear their hands apart from each other. The other band members always questioned why they did this.
One day after a photo shoot, MatsuJun decided to ask the question to Nino, who was obviously glued to Ohno. "Why are you two always holding hands?"
Nino turned to look at Ohno and smiled. "Our bond is unbreakable, like our interlocked fingers."
Gara Gara GO!! - Big Bang
Jun sighed as he watched his band mates out on the dance floor, taking another sip of his drink. Sho.. Jun always loved him. "Like a senpai" he always told himself but he knew there was something more. Even though Sho was with Aiba, Jun just wanted one chance. He watched Aiba take Ohno and dance, only have a very jealous Nino take him back seconds later. That's when it hit him.
"Sho chaaan~!" Jun called out. He ran over to him, stealing him from Aiba, who obviously moved on from Ohno. "Let's dance!"
Sho looked slightly taken aback by this, but figuring that Jun had one too many drinks, he decided to go with it.
Even if it was only one dance, Jun will never forget it.
Best Friends - Kiroro
Nino was overwhelmed with tears when he realized that Ohno would be getting married soon. He couldn't go to his wedding. Not with red eyes. Not with half-hearted happiness.
He picked up a piece of paper and a pencil. I have to write a letter was his only thought. He tried and tried, but the usually snarky man had no words. The waste paper basket was full of rejects. Finally, he just wrote and folded it into an envelope, forever sealing his feelings.
Ohno was at home after the wedding, his new bride went out for drinks. She instesed on a giant wedding which tired Ohno out He held the letter that Nino sent. He wished to have seen Nino there, to apologize. When he told him, Nino was in tears. Ohno stared at the letter and opened it. Tears fell down his chubby cheeks as he read the lines over and over.
"Your smile has helped me endless times
Always always always my Best Friend"
I Would Do Anything for Love - Meatloaf
Nino stared at the ceiling of the bedroom. The room was boring. White walls hardly decorated except for splatches of colourful paint that dotted the walls. The bed was slightly hard and the floor was dusty with clothes and paint supplies scattered everywhere. It wasn't like his room at all. In fact, if it was under normal circumstances, he would never come back to stay over night again.
But this was
special circumstances. His own bedroom was lacking in one thing. Nino
rolled over and looked at Ohno's sleeping figure. His own bedroom
didn't have an Ohno Satoshi sleeping in his bed.
Even if he had to
stay here looking at these white washed walls forever, he wouldn't
care. As long as Ohno was there, everything was in bright colour. Nino
kissed his forehead softly. He would stay here with his lover, no
matter what.
Although, the walls could be painted yellow...
Check Yes Juliet - Skyway Avenue
Ohno looked at the message board. Nothing new. He was about to turn away when Nino ran up and posted a note for Ohno. Nino merely winked, gave Ohno a pen and ran back to the couch. Ohno inspected the note.
"Run away together? Yes or No?"
Ohno chuckled, wrote a note under Nino's and walked away smiling.
The next day, the group was short two members. Jun looked at the message board. There was Nino's note to Ohno and another note from Ohno. It merely said "Yes".
Breathing - Life House
Nino sat on the couch with Ohno in the green room. Ohno leaned on Nino and was breathing quietly. Jun was reading in the corner and Sho and Aiba were all over each other. Nino didn't want to look at the happy couple so he focused on Ohno. His eyes were closed and his breath was steady.
Asleep again, Nino smiled. Nino didn't want Ohno to be like everyone and fill every silence with mindless chatter. He just wanted to be with him listen to him breathing.
Aishiteru - MONKEY MAJIK
"Masaki, we can't do this anymore," Sho stared into the mirror. He let out an exasperated sigh and flopped on the bed. He couldn't do this to him. But it all love was gone. Since that day Masaki got caught in the scandal.
"Masaki, it's over." Sho bit his lip. He couldn't say this to the one who taught him the meaning of "I love you".
Kiss Me, Kill Me - MEST
Their lips met in a rush. The heat in the old storage closet was too much. Ohno wanted to take it slower, but both him and Nino realized that it had to be quick. Soon their absecne will be noticed.
As Ohno moaned, footsteps were heard outside of their rendevous point. Nino covered Ohno's mouth with his to keep him quiet.
If anyone found out that Ohmiya SK was more than fanservice, then Arashi will fall apart, Nino thought. But staying away from Ohno would be harder to handle then breaking up the band.
I'm On a Boat - Lonely Island
Ohno held his fishing pole as he looked at the water. Fishing was his hobby. The best place to fish was the ocean though so he had to rent a boat to use.
The sun was setting so Ohno put his gear away and stood at the railing of the boat. He let the salty ocean spray his face as the stars came out.
"I'M ON A BOAT~!" Ohno called out smiling, frightening several birds.
There were footsteps from behind him and Nino stumbled out onto the deck, seasick.
"Yeah," Nino looked very green, "I am too."
Wrong Number - DBSK
Ohno opened his phone. 12 MISSED CALLS glared angrily into his eyes. He flicked through the calls and they were all from the same number. Nino.
It's been like this for a while now. Nino wanted to control Ohno, and when Ohno was away from Nino, he called. A lot.
The phone rang and Ohno jumped. He looked at the screen and sighed. Nino again. He threw the phone into the trash can and walked out of the room, letting the phone go to voice mail.
I need to take a breather from Vox for a bit. :(
Personally I consider this a good thing, because the next post I put on here is a fan fiction~ YAY~
I need time to write it and I need to get a Beta~ *scowls* so..
Together, lets destroy Writers Block!
Ah, It's here! The thing us students have been slaving towards for 10 freaking months! Exams were a pain in the ass, but I lived through it.
In recent, yet old news (Those stupid exams prevented access to my computer D=) our little Nino is now 26! Happy belated birthday ne~! I hope that he had the best birthday EVER!
Also, Michael Jackson, the king of pop, died June 25. Right after my friends birthday party (Yay Shannon!) we were shocked to hear that he died. R.I.P. Michael Jackson. You will live on in the hearts of many </3
xoxo - Kairii
Konban wa! So, it was raining today. I love the rain! But I'm sick today so I couldn't go outside until this evening. >.> So, seeing as there is nothing to do, I'm going to get Arashi to save me from this boredom ne~. Am I obsessed with Arashi? Yes I am, i don't need a symptom list to tell me that I am beyond saving. Lolz. Well, here it is! The bolded words apply to me, Enjoy!
Symptoms of an Incurable Arashi Obsession:
- Baited by Jun-kun.
- The best dancer in Johnny's is Ohno, period. -> His dancing for Top Secret makes me melt <3
- You're always daydreaming and imagining....about Arashi and you
- You save for NatsuCon…the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc.
- Only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes. -> No Canadian or American will ever do that! Respect!
- You are envious of the Arashi Fan Club members.
- You are envious of anyone that lives in Japan -> Or who speaks Japanese -.-'
- Every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (Promotional Video) 19074546 times.
- Despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles. -> The problems with living in a veryy rural area -_-"
- The first kanji you memorized was 嵐 -Arashi-
- and then the kanji for all the members names
- When speaking Japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae” “umai” “kuse”.
- Eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny
- When someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie.
- No matter how many times, you always cry when watching Aiba read his letter on 24hrTV.
- You want a pet, and name him Momo
- You to name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD, etc. -> I named my computer Chesuto and my iPod Ohmiya
- Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi
- The best university in Japan is Keio, period. ->Forget Japan..The WORLDS best university!
- Sho is Unreachable
- You've bought a baby blue DS
- You didn't know Jun was the youngest.
- You didn't know Ohno was the oldest
- Before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life.
- One of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff.
- Cried after your hard drive crashed (Never Crashed ^-^)
- No matter how many times you burn things off, you're hard drive is always full
- First time you felt you needed to "compete" with men dressed as women
- You’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi.
- You’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi. -> More then once. Lolz
- Your friends can put the names of the Arashi members to faces
- When asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members.
- You've come to like Japanese artists that the member's like.
- You wished that Johnny's wouldn't be so damn expensive.
- You vowed not to spend money on Arashi.
- Spent it 5 minutes after you vowed, a new photo album or single is released. -> The problems with living in a small town >.>
- There is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner…
- Your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi
- Your Cell phone ring tone is Arashi
- Aiba has the best english in all of Japan
- December 24 is not Christmas Eve it's "Aiba's Birthday"
- when going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song. AT LEAST. -> When going ANYWHERE I sing Arashi
- When singing in the car at karaoke anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus.
- You've been jealous of animals -> Or anything Arashi cuddles and considers kawaii!
- you read "asahi" as "arashi" -> Where the heck does one come across the word "Asahi"
- The best actor in japan is nino, period -> and then its Jun <3
- Short guys is DEFINITELY okay!
- Guys with bad skin are okay too!
- Guys Skinier than me, thats okay too!
- Arashi is the Best group EVER! -> HELL YES!
- When someone says "captain" or "leader" the first person you think of is Ohno
- Sometimes you hear "Nino" instead of "Nemo"
- Therefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino.
- You think the Ambulance sound is "Nino"
- Ohno should be a world-renowned artist
- You've come to tolerate/love other Johnny's artists because of Arashi -> KAT-TUN, NewS, TOKIO
- You've pulled all nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports
- Sometimes you wonder if Arashi are Idols or cute little kids -> Life's unanswered question!
- You start out with a favorite song, but now you can't decide -> Started with WISH, now I got no clue!
- You study Japanese because of Arashi -> One of the Big reasons
- You plan on going to Japan because of Arashi
- You start giggling to yourself when you find something "Japanese"
- When you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask if they know Arashi
- Aiba IS a Prodigy
- Nino should be a professional song writer.
- The only man who can pull off a Belly Button ring is Sho
- Neon colored suits are completely acceptable for any occasion
- When someone says "tension" you think "Aiba"
- Your parents know arashi songs and the members' name -> God, wish my parents were that cool -.-'
- Gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi
- Have Arashi posters but wont put them up afraid you'll ruin them
- When people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you. -> Or any other member for that matter.
- Like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things.
- Like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation.
- fancams are heaven sent
- You buys CDs but listen to downloaded versions because you don't want to open your CD -> Now this would be true if I could you know BUY SOMETHING!
- Wish you could befriend Ohno's mom
- Many times have looked down at their pants and been pleasantly surprised, now you cant stop looking there -> Guilty on all charges!
- You are envious of people like Inoue Mao, Suzuki Ann, Ayoi Yu -> No, but I am envious of Kobayashi Ryoko, who was Shiori in Maou
- Have gone down the list of "requirements for arashi's girlfriend/wife" and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points. -> Ahh, I started to go fishing more and do more drawings if that counts
- Guys who paint their nails are okay.
- Don't mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X clothes then you do.
- Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is abosolutely normal.
- You don't listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time -> I listen to the songs people put on fan videos and other Japanese songs.
- You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi
- The songs you play over and over again on you're mp3/iPod is Arashi
- Ordered Skinny Latte Coffee takeout so they can write SK on the cup and told them your name was "Ohmiya" -> Again, small town, NO STARBUCKS -_-
- Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable.
- You have watched Gokusen / Tokyo Tower / Bambino / Kimi wa Petto / Hana Yori Dango 1&2 / etc. just for MatsuJun
- Thought of going Ohnoism ^-^
- Rabu Rabu Rocks!
- Watch the news because of Sho-kun
- Scribble Arashi stuff all over the place
- Catch the Beijing Olympic and look through every audience there to find Sho-kun.
- Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now.
Thanks for the comment buddy~ <3 <3 <3I like the I'm on a Boat one tooBye Bicycle~ read more
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